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They say she's crazy
But you can't take your eyes off her
Created on 2002-02-23 22:39:56 (#477967), last updated 2009-10-26
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Basic Info| Name: | Where it all went wrong |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1984-04-07 |
| Location: | California, United States |
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hotninjalaser@gmail.com BioSo basically, my name is Laila..and I'm awesome. Ok annnnndd....I'm blunt, I tend to overshare, I like to dance around my room in my underwear, I'm a "good girl" but I tend to make highly inappropriate sexual innuendos and laugh at words like caucus, I have a guy mentality about most things, I play about 8 different musical instruments, I like to sing, I write lame ass songs and poems, I'm a science nerd, I love video games, I am slightly obsessed with pretty underwear, I tend to unconsciously cup my breasts when I'm talking, I eat a burrito like..every day, I like to try and take pictures of myself to make me seem hotter than I am, I sometimes squeeze my fat rolls together so that they look like a mouth and I have conversations with it, I randomly will bust into the robot whilst making crappy techno music with my pseudo beat boxing skill, and I believe the internet was invented for porn. And if you still want to talk to me after that, then we shall get along just fine.
In more uninteresting news I have a B.S in biological sciences with an emphasis in neurobiology, physiology, and behavior, along with a minor in psychology. I'm pretty sure I'm never going to use it for anything anytime soon other than to understand the processes behind me being a fat ass and my love for food. I run my own business, and also work as a webmaster. I'll probably get another job because I love money and want to bathe myself in it. Lastly, I'm pretty sure I'm heading towards a life with 80 cats.
Yes. I'm a keeper.
In more uninteresting news I have a B.S in biological sciences with an emphasis in neurobiology, physiology, and behavior, along with a minor in psychology. I'm pretty sure I'm never going to use it for anything anytime soon other than to understand the processes behind me being a fat ass and my love for food. I run my own business, and also work as a webmaster. I'll probably get another job because I love money and want to bathe myself in it. Lastly, I'm pretty sure I'm heading towards a life with 80 cats.
Yes. I'm a keeper.
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28 days later, acting, amusement parks, anything horror related, army of darkness, art, astronomy, banter, being a voyeur, being an exhibitionist, being crazy, being domestic, being independent, being underestimated, black and white photography, black lace, blues, break dancers, bruce campbell, bubble baths, buildings, burritos, caffeine, camping, candles, chemistry, chocolate, classical music, comedy, concerts, converse, crazy people, crime scene investigation, daniel tosh, dawn of the dead, desire, dexter, digital imaging, doing the robot, donnie darko, dorks, drawing, event horizon, family guy, fight club, finch, fire, fishnet stockings, flip flops, forensics, fresh air, frolicking through nature, full lips, girly moments, glitter, guitar, hiking, horror movies, how brains function, hydraulics in the geo, inducing awkward situations, intelligence, jazz, journals, karaoke, kelly clarkson, killswitch engage, late night phone conversations, marching band, massages, melting faces, metal, michael jackson before pedophilia, mix tapes, monterey, moonwalking, movies, music, musicals, my badass cat boo, mythology, nature, nerdy guys, night, nyquil, painting, paranormal activity, passion, peircings, philosophy, photography, piano, playing musical instruments, plays, poetry, porn, pretty underwear, psychology, rampant perversion, randomness, rawr, reading, release through writing, remarkable wit, rock, santa barbara, sarcasm, sea turtles, sevendust, sex, shakespeare, shiny things, shows, silent hill, silky skin, singing, skanking it up, skin against skin, sleep, socially awkward people, songwriting, stars, stationery, strapping young lad, sun, surfing, surround sound, swing, tattoos, the beach, the goonies, the matrix, the princess bride, the simpsons, thrice, thunderstorms, tigers, touch, trumpet, underground tunnels, vampires, victoria's secret, video games, watching the rain, water, web design, writing, writing letters, yelling random crap, zombies
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University of California - Davis - Davis, CA (2004 - 2007)
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